Billy’s Shiny Teeth

If you want to be seen, stand up.
If you want to be heard, speak up.
If you want to be appreciated, shut up.
Is the glass half full, or half empty? It depends on whether you’re pouring, or drinking.
Sex education may be a good idea in the schools, but I don’t believe the kids should
be given homework.
Sigmund Freud once said, “What do women want?” The only thing I have learned in
fifty-two years is that women want men to stop asking dumb questions like that.
Men and women belong to different species and communications between them is
still in its infancy.

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